More Words I Want to Remember

Grackles: Jack: "mama, be very careful with your knife, you might cut your finger off. If you do, we'll have to feed it to the grackles." "Fog comes from the mouth of a grackle." Me: "Jack, I can't leave Thomas out here by himself." Jack: "Why? Because the grackles will come take him to their nest and poop on him?" Bodily Functions: Jack: "holding holding holding..." Me: "what are you holding?" Jack: "My poop in. I gotta poop so bad! Mama, are you driving fast?" Me: "I can't hunny, the cars in front of us are going really slow." Jack: "Say this to the cars in front of us, 'Cars, get out of the way, I've gotta get my kid home so he can poop!!" Thomas: Jack: "Why is Thomas crying?" Me: "because mommy is changing his diaper and out makes him a little cold." Jack places a hand on Thomas' head and belly: "Don't worry, Thomas, I'll protect you." Jack: "Mama, can we go back to the hospital and bring home another baby?" Me: "No, hunny. But we can visit our friends that will be having babies." Jack: "Can we put Thomas back in so you can push him out again?" Random: Jack: "I'm going to get in my blue car and drive away from you." Me: Oh, that will make me sad, I'll miss you." Jack: "I'll just go to Wal-mart for a second and then I'll come back to see you."