More Words I Want to Remember

Grackles: Jack: "mama, be very careful with your knife, you might cut your finger off. If you do, we'll have to feed it to the grackles." "Fog comes from the mouth of a grackle." Me: "Jack, I can't leave Thomas out here by himself." Jack: "Why? Because the grackles will come take him to their nest and poop on him?" Bodily Functions: Jack: "holding holding holding..." Me: "what are you holding?" Jack: "My poop in. I gotta poop so bad! Mama, are you driving fast?" Me: "I can't hunny, the cars in front of us are going really slow." Jack: "Say this to the cars in front of us, 'Cars, get out of the way, I've gotta get my kid home so he can poop!!" Thomas: Jack: "Why is Thomas crying?" Me: "because mommy is changing his diaper and out makes him a little cold." Jack places a hand on Thomas' head and belly: "Don't worry, Thomas, I'll protect you." Jack: "Mama, can we go back to the hospital and bring home another baby?" Me: "No, hunny. But we can visit our friends that will be having babies." Jack: "Can we put Thomas back in so you can push him out again?" Random: Jack: "I'm going to get in my blue car and drive away from you." Me: Oh, that will make me sad, I'll miss you." Jack: "I'll just go to Wal-mart for a second and then I'll come back to see you."

Words I Want to Remember

Eggs
Me: "Are you hungry?"
Jack: "Yes."
Me: "Do you want some eggs?"
Jack: "No, eggs are boring!"

Nut
Jack walks up to me looking at me with his binoculars.
Jack: "I see a nut."
Me: "Jack, you're looking at me."
Jack: "Yes, you're a big nut!"

Problems
We were beside another toddler and his parents at the store tonight. The child was fussing while jack was on his best behavior. Jack looks at the kid then looks back to me and says, "that baby has a problem."

"I love you mama, you're my most favorite mommy in the whole world!"

Jack was laying on the couch in nothing but a shirt, with a sippy cup and his hand on his junk:
Me: "um, what are you doing?"
Jack: "I'm laying here touching my testicles and drinking my chocolate milk."
Silly question I guess.

"Mama, I'm getting old. I dont want to get old."

Taking about his stuffed animal:
"He has big feet and big toes and hands and armpits."