Words I Want to Remember

Eggs
Me: "Are you hungry?"
Jack: "Yes."
Me: "Do you want some eggs?"
Jack: "No, eggs are boring!"

Nut
Jack walks up to me looking at me with his binoculars.
Jack: "I see a nut."
Me: "Jack, you're looking at me."
Jack: "Yes, you're a big nut!"

Problems
We were beside another toddler and his parents at the store tonight. The child was fussing while jack was on his best behavior. Jack looks at the kid then looks back to me and says, "that baby has a problem."

"I love you mama, you're my most favorite mommy in the whole world!"

Jack was laying on the couch in nothing but a shirt, with a sippy cup and his hand on his junk:
Me: "um, what are you doing?"
Jack: "I'm laying here touching my testicles and drinking my chocolate milk."
Silly question I guess.

"Mama, I'm getting old. I dont want to get old."

Taking about his stuffed animal:
"He has big feet and big toes and hands and armpits."